You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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