Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I believe in your delicious
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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