thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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