Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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