he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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