so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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