u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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