Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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