so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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