..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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