IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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