Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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