We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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