I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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