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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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