Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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