i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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