But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
it's like iHOP with fire
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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