She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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