Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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