I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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