Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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