I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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