I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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