Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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