Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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