i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
It's blow job season.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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