To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
