Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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