We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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