He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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