He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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