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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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