Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
