if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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