I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
