so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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