You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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