so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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