she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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