she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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