I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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