Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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