If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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