even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
