How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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