is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
