she sounds like chewbacca in bed
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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