Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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