I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
